Puppies, also known as pawndemonium machines . Adopting a new puppy is literally like adopting a ball of energy. Your couch will be eaten, your carpet will be peed on, you will be woken up in the middle of night because of strange noises that will give you a heart attack, only to find that your puppy has somehow managed to climb into one of your kitchen cabinets. Oh. And your toilet paper? Yeah, that's gonna be one of your puppy's favorite new toy. The minute your puppy will set eyes on it, tha…