hurt

Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt

chicks dig scars

big ball in sky. hurt eyes. make go away...

ai haytz u, mistur sunbeep!

Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

Shood... Shood I get sumone?

ouch, ouch and more ouch!

Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

Yu hurted his feelings!

how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?

MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME! Oooh. Doesn't look like you'll be able to do that ever again, though.

dun wurrie, i will halps!

GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.

Bee sthung mah thung. Thee?

u paniked didn't u?

Yu Want Me To cal a Lambulance??

call an ambulance! i fell and hurt myself. and pizza delivery! i'm also a bit peckish.