honest

"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?" "Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."

I'll grow into it-----honest!

anyfing iz possiblol wen u putz ur mind 2 it!

Im tellin ya. There was a huge lion out there. He was going like this...

u meen dees kind?! whoa!

i'm sorry no need to stare never saw stupid up this close

dis not r trap, swayrz

To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.

Don't bother plucking the petals. I'm pretty sure she doesn't love you.