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a funny twitter thread about a man who wants to have an owl party | thumbnail includes text saying 'Please look at this text I just received from my boyfriend and yes you have the same amount of context as I do Also, can I host an owl party soon Guy with owl comes to back yard Small group comes and meets owl'

Owl Parties Are A Hoot: A Funny Twitter Thread

Owley Moley

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13 tweets cat licking butter | thumbnail blue background, text "My wife has taken to leaving the butter on the counter European-style and I just caught the cat LICKING THE BUTTER and it appears she's been doing this for months and that we've been eating CAT-BUTTER please send help immediately 8:36 PM · Feb 19, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 1,039 Retweets 395 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Bold Cat Has Been Sneakily Licking Butter Stick For Months

The AUDACITY

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15 animal tweets | thumbnail blue background tweet "@MoiraDonegan I adore my dog, but I respect my cat. A dog is like a happy, dependent toddler. A cat is a tiny god that lives in your apartment. 2:55 PM · Feb 19, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 1,914 Retweets 158 Quote Tweets 25.1K Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

A well-deserved treat for all the good bois and galz

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twitter thread woman walked in on boyfriend grating cheese into dog's mouth | thumbnail tweet " I just walked into the kitchen to discover my boyfriend grating cheese directly into the dog's mouth"

Twitter Thread: Woman Catches Boyfriend Grating Cheese Directly Into Their Dog's Mouth

We hope it was gouda, or provolone, yum

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13 tweets, twitter thread cats in houses of strangers | thumbnail image of cat peeking out of bathtub, tweet text "Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat. 5:22 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 35.8K Retweets 2,945 Quote Tweets 459.9K Likes"

Non-Cat-Owning Twitter Users Share Their Most Ridiculously Funny 'That's Not My Cat' Moments

Not my cat, but he can hang out for awhile

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a compilation of funny tweets about dogs stopping their owners from sleeping | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'Getting in bed with your dog be like'

Puppers Pushing Their Humans Out Of Bed: Twitter Thread

Dogs Can Be So Funny

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list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail is a tweet saying 'So that's what the holes in pizza holes are for'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets

Hissterical Tweets

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17 animal related tweets | thumbnail blue background with tweet text " One time I was talking to a guy I just met and told him how my dog is anxious around other dogs and he was like "I've only known you a few minutes but l'm almost positive it's you that's anxious and your dog is picking up on that" and he wasn't wrong but he was being a bitch "

17 Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets We Found Today

Laughs are imminent

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hilarious cat tweets for halfway to caturday | thumbnail includes text saying 'apparently I was taking pictures of the wrong cat'

Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

Pawsome memes!

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a super cute thread on Twitter about penguins with afros | thumbnail includes tweet saying 'When were y'all gonna tell me that baby penguins have afros??'

Penguins With Afros Are Bringing Joy To The Internet

Protect Them At All Costs

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Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

A sweet treat

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a funny twitter thread about taking your dogs to the bar with you | thumbnail includes text saying 'Can just say had best night my life taking my dog out dinner and drinks and 100% will be happening again xxxxx'

People Are Taking Their Dogs With Them On A Night Out And It's Incredible

(Good) Boys Night!

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list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail is a tweet saying ' the feminine urge to let your cat sniff anything you're holding or eating so that way they feel included'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets

Hissterical Tweets

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12 tweets yogurt mice slimming study hilarity | thumbnail left "Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Yogurt Scientist: damn... is it just me, or are these mice getting kind of hot? = abc NEWS A LOG IN Yogurt Makes Mice Slimmer, Sexier By Katie Moisse May 7, 2012 7:39 PM - Dec 6, 2021 " thumbnail right "the mice after all that yogurt" image of cartoon mouse with butt sticking out

Twitter Thread: Users Poke Fun At Weirdly Sexy Scientific Study Involving Yogurt And Mice

Twitter hilarity

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list of this week's funniest cat tweets | thumbnail includes two tweets saying 'This god-mn cat' and 'Why do we even bother buying catbeds'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (December 10)

Hissterical Tweets

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21 animal tweets | thumbnail "Susie Dent @susie_dent Etymology of the day is an all-time favourite: to 'lick something into shape' derives from the medieval belief that bear cubs are born as formless blobs, and must be licked into bear-shape by their mothers. 5:58 AM · Nov 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,372 Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 9,383 Likes"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

Mm mm good

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