here

DON'T ASK ME I JUST WORK HERE

I don't even need all these I already control everything around here

I KNEW I LEFT MY EAR HAIR CLIPPERS IN HERE SOMEWHERE

Ya kant keep me up heer foreber! And when ai gets down iz goin rite for dat new sofa again!

Well here's your problem You plugged your headphones into your printer

im not here they will never find me. Ever...

cat hair on everything My job here is finished

he's not here right now. you want to leave a message?

Oh, don't mind me I'm just sitting here staring at you for hours

Horrible things come from here. Horrible things.

C'MERE... YOUR FACE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS

IF SHE FINDS ME HERE, MAYBE SHE'LL THINK SHE ALREADY WASHED ME...

Ai haz a motocycle unner here. Mah helmet iz jus' too big.

I'm here. You can stop looking now.

Well here's your problem... my paw is in the way