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Tumblr Classics: Academic Paper Which Is All Chicken

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Chicken!

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Tumblr Thread: Gentleman Rooster Always Lets Lady Friends Eat First

Well, today, we are looking at an unlikely tumblr story by the tumblr user samandriel. One that we feel could easily be made into a Disney movie. It's the story of Pharaoh, a pet rooster who is a little funny. 

He has the habit of crowing not when the sun rises but rather when he hears humans get up. And he's an absolute gentleman, always letting his many lady hen friends eat snacks first. Unless it's blueberries. Blueberries are serious business. His worst fear is plastic bags, but he will protect his owner from them. And he loves - absolutely loves - cuddles. 

Tumblr stories are always some of our favorites, since they can be funny, wholesome, or totally random, and this one is up there with some of our absolute favorites. 

tumblr thread and posts about a rooster who always lets hens eat snacks first unless its blueberries thumbnail includes a picture of a rooster and the caption 'Text - samandriel Follow the same rooster - god guys he's so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won't have any treats until they've had as much as they want, unless it's a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he's a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don't play no'
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And best pals Sage and Onion are ready, thanks to hand-knitted jumpers purchased on eBay by their new owner, Sue Christy.

She rescued the hens from a factory farm where the conditions were so poor they had lost all of their feathers.

"When they come out of the farm some of them, as cruel as it sounds, just look oven-ready," Christy said. "'They have never known day light and they have never known fresh air and when we get them they are in a really sorry state. 'They are also very cold because they are so bald. I just feel so sorry for them."

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Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!