have

You has no messages Trust meh. None.

an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Flirting Is Easy When You Have A Cat

kittehz alwayz noez wut lub iz!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Some people have skeletons in their closets. Some have cats on their staircases.

kittehz iz much less scawee den skeletonz, tho.

Dat outfit has no pockets for noms.

dat duznt seem bery praktiklol 2 meh...

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

owr bujjit iz a lil tite, tho...

You have your hiding places and I have mine

mien iz obveeusslee bettur tho.

No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.

I have all of the answers to all of the secrets in life. Unfortunately for you, all you can hear when I speak is "Meow"

HURRY!!! WE ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS LEFT!!!1!!!111!

this is why I don't let you have nice things

Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.