Writer and artist @jonnysun won this "extremely strangely proportioned leggy boi" at a bowling alley and asked twitter people to roast it. They did.
For those nights where you are bored with counting sheep...
"Do you suppose I roared too loud?" "Probably. That guy's going to be stuck up on top that pole for a long time!"
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
Everyone shut the f**k up I'm trying to think