gopher

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

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I have no idea what I'm doing!

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"