god

This guy on twitter is usually telling funny dad jokes but lately he's into imagining fictional converations between god and the different animals on the planet. So funny and true. Visit his twitter page for more.     

Amen!

Being a creator of universes is hard work. Still, though -- certain members of the Animal Kingdom really make you wonder what the heck God was thinking when he put them together. Come on; a poisonous beaver with a duck's bill that lays eggs? You can't tell us that didn't involve some celestial alcohol. Here are 20 tweets from "God created animals" trying to explain what God must've been thinking when he made various animals.