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We might normally think of cats as fluffy, adorable creatures, but this twitter account says pfffffft. Cats, as we know, are too cool for this world. They are the toughest, most hardcore, gangster little fluff balls- I mean... not fluffballs, I meant the most epic villains of any saga.

The account @evilbmcats, or Black Metal Cats, on twitter know what's up. They showcase the real hardcore-ness of cats by pairing pics of the toughest-looking cats with the darkest sounding lyrics. Though, and don't tell them we said this, what you think may turn out to be the toughest twitter account in history is still... full of tiny little cutie cats, so even the most hardcore pic is, at its core, adorable. 

Do you ever catch your cat staring at you from behind a door or a corner in the hallway and think "if I weren't feeding it, it probably would eat me"? Yeah... we do too. They can just be so intimidating sometimes with all their endless staring, infinite patience, the crouching, the irises widening, ready to strike, just like their big cat relatives would do in the wild, the way they try their best to catch a fly and totally miss. 

Okay, maybe not that last one. Because we know, in our hearts, that cats are nothing but fluffy fluff balls who need you to feed them, clean their poop, and pet them. They need us and love us and are (almost) always soft with us. But that look in their eyes that they get that makes you think you need to pay them their money or they'll bite you makes them some of the funniest material for gangster cat memes.