Told you so
fyi
Oh hai, just so you know gravity IS working today.
Doan't worree, ai'm workin on fixin dat.
Honey, the Evil you ordered has arrived and it's just opened the box by itself. I'll be hiding in the closet.
Hey bob, there are other trees u know
I JUST ATE A TINY CHEERLEADER
Parody is the last resort of an impoverished mind, ya know.
Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'
