fyi

Told you so

kittehz an happiness go paw in paw!

Oh hai, just so you know gravity IS working today.

Doan't worree, ai'm workin on fixin dat.

Honey, the Evil you ordered has arrived and it's just opened the box by itself. I'll be hiding in the closet.

bewayr teh evil kittehz!!

Hey bob, there are other trees u know

ai heer teh seenery iz bettur ober der.

I JUST ATE A TINY CHEERLEADER

it taystid liek teen spirit.

Parody is the last resort of an impoverished mind, ya know.

Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'

Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.

I'm going to sleep directly on your face tonight

Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!

I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...

Spider, spider, on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Don't you know that wall's being plastered. Get off the wall you silly... spider.

WUT? I left you the toilet paper!

I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.