funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tweet by sarcasmmother if snails are so slow how come nobody see them coming? it's always like bam there's a snail

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thoughts dogs crossed paws fancy cats cute aww adorable wholesome tweets funny lol twitter | sometimes you have to cross your paws and let everyone know you're feeling fancy

Tweet From 'Thoughts Of Dog' Sparks Wholesome Doggo Content

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penguin skeleton tweets neck funny lol animals weird cute interesting | tweet by rossi p so that's deadass all neck? i need a minute to process

Twitter User Baffled By Penguin Skeleton And Sparks Amusing Thread

Funniest animal tweets of the week | tweet by rodney lacroix after many hours of study reflection and deep deliberation i have decided i don't want to poop there -my dog every 5 feet

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instructions guide for dogsitting | Weekend with Gus Instructional Guide Day life Gus Bed Time Bed time is between 9-9:30 PM. Tell him go bed, give treat, lock his crate, put blanket over turn all lights out, and leave room. If stay living room, he will cry! Daily Life Gus does best he adheres strict schedule. He can become rambunctious if he gets decide day goes! He needs be taken out every 2 hours typically. He will sit at door ring bells alert Potty time does not mean outside play time.

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memes animals funny lol tumblr twitter tweets birb bird reptiles | tweet by AlsBoy CROCODILE TOUR GUIDE: Right ladies and gents, if look on left see swamp right bigger swamp *excited frog noises* 4 frogs riding on the back of a crocodile. rambo screaming while pointing a camera at a butterfly: absolutely terrified butterflies but work National Geographic and they need pictures butterflies.

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tweet by violetfeline i don't know whose cat needs to hear this but you literally just ate

My Cat Needs To Hear This

tom jerry tweets funny twitter viral hotel reception cute | tweet by ella_7991 this arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. listen to how he describes the situation. jerry the mouse lifting his sunglasses from his eyes

Man Calls Hotel Reception To Let Them Know There's A 'Jerry' In His Room

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funny animal tweets | tweet by k8oclock look at this freaking guy socks dogsreaction lomito kalsetin adorable fluffy white dog wearing tiny pink socks

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 20, 2020)

one time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. i like how you used he for the cat and it for the baby.

"He" or "It"?

pregnant dachshund round funny lol cute adorable tweets twitter animals | tweet by tiniebear my dog is pregnant and she's so fucking Round losing. very fat round wiener dog that looks like it swallowed a ball

Very Round Pregnant Pup Goes Viral On Twitter

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funny stories about pet owners who thought they are dying | tweet by PaladinAmber couple days my cat had been showing signs dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So vets today and vet straight up said He go looks like he got into fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

Funny Stories Tweeted By People Who Thought Their Pets Were Dying

as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

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bird birb funny memes lol tumblr tweets | dunyun-rings saw some great pigeons other day monopropellant these are normal pigeons clockatrice yes but they're great. closeup pics of two pigeons walking on pavement.

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women found her lost dog toy | tweet by Vittoria Gallagher @Vitt2tsnoc Oh my God THREAD. Hahahahaha. This is funny. Literally over 30 years ago child (obvs) my grandma gave dog toy named him Crackers wasn't good at naming things loved dog. He my favourite cuddly toy.

Woman Finds Her Lost Dog Toy 18 Years Later

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'My cat adopted this feral void kitten': Pawrents of the online feline family share their cat's cat adoption stories for a wholesome weekend read

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