funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tom jerry tweets funny twitter viral hotel reception cute | tweet by ella_7991 this arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. listen to how he describes the situation. jerry the mouse lifting his sunglasses from his eyes

Man Calls Hotel Reception To Let Them Know There's A 'Jerry' In His Room

funny animal tweets | tweet by k8oclock look at this freaking guy socks dogsreaction lomito kalsetin adorable fluffy white dog wearing tiny pink socks

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 20, 2020)

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one time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. i like how you used he for the cat and it for the baby.

"He" or "It"?

pregnant dachshund round funny lol cute adorable tweets twitter animals | tweet by tiniebear my dog is pregnant and she's so fucking Round losing. very fat round wiener dog that looks like it swallowed a ball

Very Round Pregnant Pup Goes Viral On Twitter

funny stories about pet owners who thought they are dying | tweet by PaladinAmber couple days my cat had been showing signs dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So vets today and vet straight up said He go looks like he got into fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

Funny Stories Tweeted By People Who Thought Their Pets Were Dying

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as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

bird birb funny memes lol tumblr tweets | dunyun-rings saw some great pigeons other day monopropellant these are normal pigeons clockatrice yes but they're great. closeup pics of two pigeons walking on pavement.

Great Ducking Birb Collection To Ruffle Your Feathers

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women found her lost dog toy | tweet by Vittoria Gallagher @Vitt2tsnoc Oh my God THREAD. Hahahahaha. This is funny. Literally over 30 years ago child (obvs) my grandma gave dog toy named him Crackers wasn't good at naming things loved dog. He my favourite cuddly toy.

Woman Finds Her Lost Dog Toy 18 Years Later

tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

Can You Imagine?

funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

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funny note to cats and dogs | be posted VERY LOW on refrigerator door nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats dishes with paw print are yours and contain food other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing paw print middle my plate and food does not stake claim becoming food and dish, nor do find aesthetically pleasing slightest

Dad Writes Funny Note To His Cats And Dogs And Twitter Relates

i can has cheezburger cat catalog | the 2019 cat-a-log: tribute to grumpy cat and lil bub. the best wholesome stories, cat memes, animals tweets, cat meme of the decade of 2019

Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

Funniest animal tweets of the week | tweet by Blacktress Whenever hear my dog let out deep sigh, l'm reminded no one is immune struggle.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 30, 2019)

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xmas christmas cats gift dog money twitter tweets funny aww cute | tweet by averagediana that reads My dad didn't want my cat feel left out this Christmas LMAO. photo of an envelope addressed to the cat. photo of an orange cat sleeping with a 5 dollar bill.

Cat Gets Money For Christmas And Sparks Wholesome Thread

funniest animal tweets of 2019 | tweet by nachosarah are penguins ever like holy shit everyone loves all have do is walk

Forty Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Year