funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny stories about pet owners who thought they are dying | tweet by PaladinAmber couple days my cat had been showing signs dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So vets today and vet straight up said He go looks like he got into fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

Funny Stories Tweeted By People Who Thought Their Pets Were Dying

as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

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funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

bird birb funny memes lol tumblr tweets | dunyun-rings saw some great pigeons other day monopropellant these are normal pigeons clockatrice yes but they're great. closeup pics of two pigeons walking on pavement.

Great Ducking Birb Collection To Ruffle Your Feathers

women found her lost dog toy | tweet by Vittoria Gallagher @Vitt2tsnoc Oh my God THREAD. Hahahahaha. This is funny. Literally over 30 years ago child (obvs) my grandma gave dog toy named him Crackers wasn't good at naming things loved dog. He my favourite cuddly toy.

Woman Finds Her Lost Dog Toy 18 Years Later

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tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

Can You Imagine?

funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

funny note to cats and dogs | be posted VERY LOW on refrigerator door nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats dishes with paw print are yours and contain food other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing paw print middle my plate and food does not stake claim becoming food and dish, nor do find aesthetically pleasing slightest

Dad Writes Funny Note To His Cats And Dogs And Twitter Relates

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i can has cheezburger cat catalog | the 2019 cat-a-log: tribute to grumpy cat and lil bub. the best wholesome stories, cat memes, animals tweets, cat meme of the decade of 2019

Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

Funniest animal tweets of the week | tweet by Blacktress Whenever hear my dog let out deep sigh, l'm reminded no one is immune struggle.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (December 30, 2019)

xmas christmas cats gift dog money twitter tweets funny aww cute | tweet by averagediana that reads My dad didn't want my cat feel left out this Christmas LMAO. photo of an envelope addressed to the cat. photo of an orange cat sleeping with a 5 dollar bill.

Cat Gets Money For Christmas And Sparks Wholesome Thread

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funniest animal tweets of 2019 | tweet by nachosarah are penguins ever like holy shit everyone loves all have do is walk

Forty Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Year

cats funny tweets lol twitter weird animals drama | pic of a cat stretching to look in a mirror and another pic of a cat sitting next to a tipped over litter box. cat looks himself in mirror and if nobody pays attention he tossing things over

Cat Owners Reveal Their Cats' Weird Shenanigans (Tweets)

my mom just bought out cat a Christmas stocking even though we are Muslims and don't even celebrate Christmas? she was like we don't know what religion he is we can't force him to be Muslim. he's a cat?

Be more open-minded

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Feel good animal tweets | We felt bad that our cat couldn't see us so we cut a hole in the wall to he could peep thru and feel like part of the family while still outside. tweet by AHappierDay zoo feeds their baby hornbills

Twitter Page Brings Exactly What It Promises: Feel Good Tweets For a Happy Day

cute funny tweets twitter thread benji dog dogs backyard not allowed leaf animals | tweet by dog_rates This is Benji. He told he couldn't bring anything backyard inside. Hopes reconsider see this h*ckin leaf. 12/10 please let him

Benji The Dog Is Not Allowed In With His New Leaf (Tweets)