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Nothing But Positivity Animal Tumblr Posts

It's the final day before the week starts, and we simply feel like it is our duty to make sure that this day has nothing but positivity for you guys. It's necessary. For that, this week's tumblr treat is one that will make sure to do just that. 

It's positivity and wholesomeness and nothing else - all in the form of animals, who are inherently the most positive and wholesome beings in the world. We hope you guys have an amazing day and that this collection will put a big smile on your face and bring some fluttery butterflies to your belly. And may your week be just as positive as this list. 

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding up a baby giraffe and weighing it 'Giraffe - hijerking guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe hijerking isn't life great Source: hijerking 621,283 notes ...'
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Wholesome And Silly Short Cat Stories And Threads

Oh cats, there is nothing in the world that we love more than we love you guys. The ridiculousness, the hilarity, the wholesomeness - all in one little fluffy package. Stories of their shenanigans and stories of their affection are ones that we love equally, because so long as a story has a cat in it, that story is worth a read. 

And the short stories and threads in this collection are ones definitely worth a read. It's a collection of hilarity and wholesomeness - all starring kitties, and we hope you love it just as much as we love cats. 

collection of short stories tweets and tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes two posts including a cat lying on a guy's chest 'Cat - My cat learned that the alarm sound means I wake up, and she snuggles on my chest right after. I've been setting my alarm 30 m' and a cat sniffing a can opener 'Cat - I'm Bombadil, and whenever I hear a can being opened I run from whatever room I'm in and beg for tuna. Even if it's not tuna, 'l only stop crying after smelling the can opener... just to be sure'
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Getting Cats To Drink More Water: Funny Yet Informative Tumblr Posts

Outsmarting a cat is an achievement like no other. They are little hooligans, and they think that they are so dang smart. Even when they get ridiculously stuck in our curtain and scream until we get them out, they are still doing it on purpose obviously, they are still the smartest creature in the room. But sometimes, just sometimes, we can properly outsmart them. 

These weirdly informative yet hilarious tumblr posts tell the story of such cases. I mean, you have to get your silly cat to drink sOmeHOw, and if it means having to convince your cat that it's really just being sneaky and clever and drinking from your cup, well, that's just par for the course. 

tumblr posts about getting cats to drink more water thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - straightboyfriend Follow i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i've started leaving a cup of water that's "mine" (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .'
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Animal Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Have you ever heard a joke that was so bad it was actually good? The kind of joke that first makes you open your mouth in shock or how bad it was, possibly roll your eyes as well, then give in and snort because you can't help it. Well, today, you're about to read a bunch of them

Tumblr user, badjokesbyjeff, is known for his 'so bad they're good' jokes, and we have collected as many of his animal ones as we could. His jokes are so not bad sometimes, people actually ask him to change his username, because he rarely lives up to it. We love it though, and we see no better way to start then week than filling up your dad joke arsenal and enjoying the silliness of some bad jokes

tumblr posts by badjokesbyjeff od jokes so bad they're good thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff BY JEFF I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.. My fault for getting one that's pure bread. 3,273 notes'
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Tumblr Posts Of Pure Animal Wholesomeness

Happy Sunday, everyone! Our favorite day of the week, alongside Saturday, of course. Being able to rest, being given time to reset a little more before starting the week, cuddling with your cat or dog a little bit longer, and just... chilling. And because we know you guys, we know that the perfect addition to your Sunday is some animal wholesomeness

This week's tumblr treat is nothing but positivity, nothing but good vibes, only tumblr animal adorableness and wholesomeness - to ensure that you ends this week right. 

Have a wonderful week, animal lovers, and please enjoy!

wholesome animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes one post 'Font - triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. "I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." I grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger. fandomsandfeminism A+ pare'
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Tumblr Posts About The Awwdorably Dramatic Gecko

Everyone, Rory. Rory, everyone. Rory is one of the most adorable geckos we've ever seen. He has stolen our hearts and made us fall in love with geckos even more than we were before. He likes cuddling paper towels, being overly dramatic, scaring his owner when they sleep, and being the cutest gecko of all geckos

Who knew that itty bitty lizards like that could have so much personality? If we had known before, we would have actually considered getting one of them. So, thank you tumblr user iwilleatyourenglish, for showing us the awwdorable gecko light. 

tumblr posts about a gecko thumbnail includes a picture of a gecko spooning a piece of paper towel 'Font - iwilleatyourenglish sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i'm ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it'
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Wholesome Animal Posts On This Fine Sunday Morning

Another week is coming to a close, and oh my goodness, what we wouldn't give for another break day - another day of sleep, another day of cuddling our pet, another day of doing nothing but looking at wholesome and awwdorable animals online. Well, don't worry, even though the week is close to over, we have just what you need to end it on. 

You weekly tumblr treat this week is nothing but tumblr animal goodness and wholesomeness. It doesn't replace another day of sleep, of course, but it'll help prolong this one with smiles and positivity. So, have a good weekend, animal lovers, and we hope this new weeks brings with it as much wholesomeness as these tumblr posts. 

collection of wholesome tumblr animal posts thumbnail includes a picture of an embarrassed walrus and a human holding a cake made of fish ''
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Parrots Being Jerks With No Sense Of Self-Preservation (Tumblr Posts)

Okay, so be real, is your parrot a jerk too? Because all we've heard from parrot owners is that they are annoying dumb jerks with no sense of self-preservation who get spooked by stupid things and constantly try to do the most dangerous things that they can... while also being very loveable, and we should totally get one. 

Tumblr, apparently, also agrees that parrots are dummy jerks with so sense of self-preservation. And you know... maybe reading through these was supposed to discourage us from getting a bird, but all it did was encourage us to get one just to have these hilariously terrifying moments of excitement in our lives. 

tumblr posts about parrots being dumb animals with no sense of self-preservation thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - beeftea78-deactivated20200113 my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I lock'
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Silly And Funny Tumblr Posts About Animals

Tumblr, over the years, has truly had its moments. Some posts with over a million notes - likes, reblogs - have gone so viral, it seems almost impossible. Today, we've decided to treat you to some of the tumblr classics - those big, iconic posts about animals, some of which people still remember to this day, including us. And some of these, we've never seen before, and were caught so off guard by, it made us burst into laughter.

All of them are hilarious in their own right, and we can definitely see why they got as popular as they did. Be prepared for the kind of laughs that might make your belly hurt, and don't say we didn't warn you. 

collection of funny tumblr posts and threads about animals thumbnail includes a picture of a tiger with the captions 'FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange' and 'this is a giraffe' 'Tiger - officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe Source: officialunitedstates 1,056,997 notes'
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Starting The Week Purrfectly With Funny Cat Tumblr Posts

Oh, it happened again, another weekend is over in the blink of an eye. What we wouldn't do to prologue it... what we wouldn't do to make this weekend just a tiny bit more purrfect... oh! We have exactly what you need cat lovers - it's time for your weekly dose of tumblr goodies, this time in the form of the most purrfectly funny kitty cats on tumblr.

No one does funny cats exactly like tumblr does. They have the ability of making any cat into the funniest post on the internet, and since we love these posts, and they always make us at least smile, we know that they are they best thing to give you to finish this week off and start the next week on the right paw. 

So, have a purrfect week, guys, and see you here for some more tumblr animal funnies next time. 

a collection of funny cat tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - earnestwoman i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat's beautiful little face wretchedcrone i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming Source: jollymonk42 239,421 notes'
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Tumblr Thread: Cockatoo Rocking Out To Metal Music

Some animals like music, that's something that we've noticed. Cats falling asleep when music is playing, doggos head-bopping to music, but a cockatoo? We have yet to see something like that. And this cockatoo specifically might be the most punk rock, coolest cockatoo ever. He's has a haircut cooler than yours, he's more intimidating than any of us by far, and his sense of rhythm is superior to all of us

Now, there's speculation about whether this is real or if the music was added after, but considering the fact that cockatoos are knows for their drumming skills in the wild, performing elaborate drumming patterns when trying to attract females, odds are that this is very real. And this birb is amazing

tumblr posts about a cockatoo rocking out to music thumbnail includes a picture of a black cockatoo ''
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Funny Tumblr Posts About Cats' Unexpected Bursts Of Energy

Okay, so, cats are weirdos, can we all agree on that? Yes, great. I mean, they're the most awwdorable weirdos in the whole wide world, and we love them no matter how weird they are, but sometimes, their madness is a little bit too much for us to handle. Like, when they start randomly zooming around the house at 3am? Yeah, that's when they're a liiiitle too much. 

These tumblr posts capture the 3am madness perfectly - the random, unexpected and somewhat shocking bursts of energy that you sooo don't expect from your lazy cat. It's like something takes over than them, and they just can't stop themselves. It's not the most fun thing in the world to experience, but it sure as heck funny to read about. 

tumblr posts about cats' random bursts of energy thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - akoiishi Follow Today my cat came galloping like a demon hellfire horse out of our kitchen, did a Tokyo drift around the rocking chair, ran up the couch, and finally launched herself directly into the center of the blinds in the window. The little shit hid under the couch for 3 hours after she brought the blinds crashing down and terrified herself.'
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Hiss-terical Cat Tumblr Posts To End The Week On The Right Paw

There is only one way to end the week off right, and you know what it is... your weekly tumblr treat! This week, it's full of nothing but cat funnies and shenanigans. 

Funny cats and tumblr go hand in hand, always. No one knows how to showcase cat hilariousness better than tumblr, and you're about to have your scheduled belly laugh because of it. We hope everyone has an amazing, productive week, where you will not only get everything that you need to do, but hopefully you will also have a cat come up to you and ask for a head boop

funny cat tumblr posts thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - dappermouth my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch- black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me Source: dappermouth 190,970 notes'
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Jerk Peacock Runs Around Scaring Everyone (Tumblr Posts)

So, some animals are jerks, everyone knows that. From octopuses randomly punching other fish to parrots messing with dogs to cats just being... cats. But have you ever heard of a jerk peacock? Well, meet Goofus, or, as he is more commonly known, The Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things. He's a jerk, and we love him. 

He has the most terrifying honk-like scream in the world, and he is not afraid to use it, whether it's against innocent feral cats, his humans, or other peacocks. Of course, he's also the kind of the blanket, and he's too fancy for your shenanigans. There's just something about birds having personalities that always gets to us, and Goofus id no different. 

tumblr posts about a jerk peacock that scares everyone thumbnail includes two pictures including to peacocks mid-flight and another peacock 'The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things "Goofus," actually.'
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Ending The Week With A Funny Animal Tumblr Treat

It's the end of the week, and we're about to make you much more ready for the new one. How? With this week's tumblr treat that is all animals, all funny, and positive without exception. Because funny tumblr posts are something that never fails to make us smile, and we have decided that it is our mission to make you smile today too!

So, enjoy these animal tumblr funnies on this love-filled day, and get ready for what we can feel will be an amazing week filled with smiles and laughs. And if we're wrong, come back here, and check out some more animal memes that will for sure make you laugh again. 

collection of funny animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes a picture of cracked glass with a warning sign on it 'Water - UH OH! Yes, the glass is cracked, but iť's still strong enough to withstand the strength of our bears. Two inches thick, and several hundred pounds, this glass is made of several layers and is designed to splinter, not shatter. We'll be replacing it soon! CO O OORTY OF OAKIAND Z0 CAFOR retroactivebakeries #this does not fill me with confidence sonic-gems-collection yeah the g'
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Funny Tumblr Posts All About Cats

Well friends, it is almost Monday again, and we are here to make sure that you start your week off right with your weekly tumblr animal treat. This week, it is all cats and nothing but funny. Because of course the most purrfect way to start a week is with cats - in all shapes and sizes - but especially when they have that unique little tumblr humor touch

So, enjoy these silly and pawdorable tumblr cat posts, purr your way into this next week, and may your week be filled with cats and love and purrductivity.

funnt tumblr cat posts thumbnail includes two pictures of a kitten behind a door that has a cat sticker on it 'Property - kawaii-animals-only She thinks she's hiding kittenanarchy help her she's so small unclefather Free her Source: twitter.com 646,309 notes Apr 23rd, 2016'
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