for sale

Even if this is actually the worst couch to ever exist in the history of couches, Jordan is one hell of a salesman that we're even considering buying this monstrosity. Read the hilarious description below:  

Have you ever dreamed of owning your very own island filled with some exotic animals? That fantasy might be closer than you think. Pebble Island is the 3rd largest island in the Falklands, and it is up for sale. Via: Sharebly