flamingo

Momma? Wer r u?

bonx sigh

NO I'M NOT DRUNK LOL BLRHRGLGHRHR OK I'M DRUNK

MOAR MEMEY GOODNESS AT MEMEBASE!!!!

Outdoor display not suitable for the pastor next door.

Mebbe ai am moar of a prude than I thot.

I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones

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Hey Mum! You sure you got these on the right way round?

It's a terribly complex dance, all polyrhythms and syncopated patterns, but we've been practicing and performing it our whole lives, so I assure you we can impress you with its intricacies. And to think, mother told me I'd never do more than eat pinkening plankton!

You can lead a flamingo to water but you can't make him think.