fixed

So this is what my life is now.

Its bad enough I have to go - I'm not gonna make requests while I'm there.

All the b**ches say I'm pretty fly for a fixed guy!

aim supr fly n ai kno et!

Do U has any nutz? No, teh VET took mine.

What!?...... Fixed!!?? What's Broken!?

Say it aint sew!!

I'm getting fixed? Am I broken?

Yep. The vet turned you into a girl.

Dis. Is. A. Trajudee.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Sometimez I jus liek ta pretend it neber happend.

My poor harbles. It wuz sew trajic.

There, I unbunched your panties. May now you can has a rational debate?

Alright, but this is the LAST time I'm doin' it for ya! If ya miss hearing your "engine purr" so much, get the damn thing fixed!

So...that snag in your fabrit sweater... I fixed it.