I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed, But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.
I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed, But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.
I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY BREAKFAST DOESN'T COUNT COZ I THREW IT UP ON THE RUG
I REALLY WANT YOU TO PET ME BUT I ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU
Had to puke but couldn't make it to expensive rug
I forgot to attack my owner when he rubbed my stomach
I WANT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR BUT WE DONT HAVE A DOG
I want to take a nap but all I have is a custom made feather bed
Spent 15 minutes wrestling the toy into submission & brought it into the bed for you. Why aren't you guys awake? It's only 3 AM!
I TRIED TO ROAR LIKE A LION AND EVERYONE LAUGHED
Want to scratch furniture But it is not expensive
I spent all day sleeping... Now I'm tired.
THE CLEAN LAUNDRY ISN'T IN THE SUNLIGHT
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I WANT TO SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD BUT NO ONE IS USING THE COMPUTER