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Cats Who Interrupted Their Owners From Having Romantic Relations

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

stories of cats being cock blocks - cover image picture of cat saying "I am the worlds cutest cock block" and story of cat digging up tampon from trash and killing mood
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Apparently, awkward first dates are not just a human thing. Who knew? 

An absolutely adorable male giraffe was brought into the zoo and slowly gets introduced to its new environment as well as wink wink his new potential girlfriend. He's hesitant with everything in the zoo at first, but boy oh boy, when his eyes fall on that beautiful lady, there is no hesitation to be found. He goes right up to her, confident and brave, and... then things get a tiiiny bit awkward. 

Still better than some of the first dates we've had though. The two of them make the most adorable giraffe couple, and truly, it looks like it might be love at first sight. We wish this tall couple all the luck and may they be happy together with their new lives.

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