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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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‘She acted like I was her human she’d known forever’: Heartbroken adopter arrives to bring home her soul-cat, only to learn the shelter gave her away despite calls, emails, and hours of bonding
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‘She called me sobbing and demanded I give her the kitten’: Grad student tries to rehome stray cat, only to be caught in a classmate’s emotional spiral over an unconfirmed adoption
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'The fury I feel towards whoever did that to her is immeasurable': Person finds a declawed, sick and neglected 10-year-old black cat wandering around a middle school, takes her in and gives her a second chance at the life she deserves
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Random microchipped cat falls onto the 5th floor balcony of an apartment, the owner doesn't show up to look for it for 36 hours, then tells the neighbor to just drop the cat off outside her apartment: 'She can claim we stole him and sue us for it'
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'I love him but she’s been with me through everything': Newly moved in boyfriend demands girlfriend rehome her cat, calling it a “compromise” that turns into claws-out conflict over loyalty and love
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