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Meowmoirs: The Vacuum (January 22, 2021)

Meet Earnie's one undefeated enemy - the vacuum. It's terrifying. It eats and screams all at once, and even the humans seem scared of it. What's in the world can Earnie do to protect them from it if he's too scared of it himself?

Meowmoirs: Earnie should probably send Bork to do the dirty work.

Read about Earnie's arch nemesis- the one that stands stoically even in the face of Earnie's glare of doom and almighty paw. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie living with the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the seventeenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat next to a vacuum cleaner the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: Vacuum January 22, 2021 "It screams and eats at the same time. One time... this monster ate CANHAS two of my cat toys at BURGER once."'
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Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog (January 15, 2021)

The dog is here to stay for now, and Earnie doesn't understand why and doesn't like it. He does still like the cuddles with the dog though. He just misses alone time with his humans.

Meowmoirs: The dog drank water from the toilet, and Earnie doesn't know how to handle it. 

Read about Earnie trying to get used to his new house companions who keep getting all the attention and leaving none of it for him. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie Meeting the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the sixteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat snuggling a dog the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Carnivore - Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog January 15, 2021 | "No matter how much I raise my paw at him or how much I use my glare of doom, Bork keeps trying to cuddle me." CAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER.'
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Meowmoirs: December 4, 2020 Training the Baby

The baby is growing, and Earnie is on a mission. It's time for the training to begin - before the humans do too much damage to the little one. They keep not teaching the baby what it needs to know, and Earnie is both disappointed and confused.

Meowmoirs: If the humans won't do it, Earnie will.

Read about the ways in which Earnie is training human's baby and his confusion about their ridiculous ways of parenting that, for some reason, include not licking the baby and keeping the baby in a cage.

Read last week's entry about the pregnancy and Earnie's first meeting with the baby here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

the ninth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat and the human baby starting their life together and the cat starting to train the baby thumbnail includes a picture of a baby and a cat cuddling as well as the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Photo caption - Meowmoirs: Training the Baby December 4, 2020 "It has been weeks, and they have yet to even start teaching the human baby to lick itself!"'
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Meowmoirs: October 23, 2020 Petting and Purring

Having gotten used to the human's home, Earnie learns what it's like to be petted by people who care about it and ends up... accidentally purring, shocking himself by doing it. Maybe it's not too bad though. 

Meowmoirs: the third entry of Earnie's diary, and things are starting to get much more wholesome. 

Read about Earnie's struggle to accept the love and care of his owners and his reaction to not hating being petted by them.

Read last week's entry about Earnie learning to communicate with his humans

the third entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about petting and purring thumbnail includes a picture of a relaxed cat the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Petting and Purring October 23, 2020 "Sometimes, and I shall share this only here, I even CANHAS CHEEZ RGER nuzzle them back.."'
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Meowmoirs: October 15, 2020 Speaking With Humans

Officially starting his new life in his home, Earnie writes about his first week at home. He discusses his attempts of communicating with the humans, the difficulties, and how a might powerful boy like him perseveres. 

Meowmoirs: the second entry of Earnie's diary.

The humans are having trouble understanding him, but he's not concerned. Being a genius cat, he figures out how to get what he needs from them. 

Read last week's entry about the day of the adoption!

the second entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat learning to communicate with the humans thumbnail includes a picture of a cat and 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Speaking With Humans october 15, 2020 "I'm not surprised that they want my attention. Who wouldn't want CAN HA to touch greatness?" BUBGER'
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Capn's log... Starkist date watever Gooshie fudz support systemz down. Human is unresponsive to my needs. This may be my last log entry. . .