electricity

THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.

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After months of experimentation, Professor Hausmann determined that the application of precisely 858 volts to the subject's genitalia resulted in a perfectly-pitched middle 'C'.

is a melon-baller really supposed to do that?