early

Dad's eating a goose! "Down the hatch!"

Dude, come on. It's like five in the morning

3 AM? TIME TO NOT SHUT THE F* UP

One of the many rejected early ideas for the Fantastic Four.

ai stil prefurz batcat, purrsonalee.

Perfecting 'stink-eye' at an early age.

praktis maykz perfikt!

Brad arrived early for his blind date with Sylvia. Already things were looking doubtful.

butt (!) at leest she putz teh 'lady' in 'crazy cat lady!'

Bwite-eyed an bushee tailed. I'z bowt half way der. Gimme a foo mo minutz. Itz erlee.

Tha onli thing I kno bout tha speed of light is it gits here way too early in tha morning.

Teh Rulez uv cat ownership U must lern 2 worship ur cat at an early age

Yes, young one, it is true. Our early ancestors used to live outdoors and catch their own food before we domesticated the humans.

Scooter's parents decided to give him an early start on his mailman chasing lessons.