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DOG SAID HE COULD LOOK UP MY NOSE AND SEE MY TINY LITTLE PEA-BRAIN YOU LOOK UP THERE AND TELL ME MY BRAIN IS NOT TINY

I intend on catching that frisbee with my entire face!

I may not know the alphabet... but my pants do!

(Lil' Wayne)

This fall on NBC.

It's fun to play at the... Y..M..C..A Sorry... can't spell good

I said, 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'!

1 + 1 = 6576767676767676 7 676 7

I POP TART! IPOOP 1COLR RAINBW 4U

God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

Hahaha! That's funny and imma let you finish, but I have to let you go, this riot is just about to start.

OH MY GARD!!... HE FARGOT HIS STRAW!!!

(Justin Bieber)

Somehow this doesn't Look much like a clock

East Coast Earthquake ...the aftermath

TURTLING Because Planking and Owling are SO last season.