dressed up

i r da sentur ob yoonivers

ai maykz mai oan graviteez!

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I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?

The things I do for catnip...

desprit tiemz call fer embarasin mezzures.

Brian and Phil were the talk of the party with their Batman and Elton John costumes.

but wich wun ob dem iz teh reel dark nite?

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What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.

One of the many rejected early ideas for the Fantastic Four.

ai stil prefurz batcat, purrsonalee.

Mai blud tipe iz teh creed bi wich I liv... B NEGATIV

an urz is gunna paynt mai clawz if u doan tayk dis stoopid hat off meh...

I should buy a boat.

Wut happenz if ur boat sinkz?

THIS PICTURE IS GONNA BE REALLY DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN TO GUYS FROM WORK

sum pikshurz jus doan need an explanashun.

No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.

This is going to work this time, I just know it! I've spent months studying beehavior, and months on top of that crafting this costume in order to blend in with the members of this hive... which means I'm only moments away from making off with more honey than most rodents could ever even imagine! If my paws weren't full of honey pots, I'd be patting myself on the back right now for pulling off such a perfect crime!

Well, okay, so I'm not actually a bee... but I AM an adorable sugar glider dressed in a pretty dashing bee costume... so that has to count for something, right! And I can already kind of fly, so who's to say I can't make honey and collect pollen and do all the other cool things that bees do? ... NONE OF YOU CAN TAKE THIS DREAM AWAY FROM ME!

... it's kinda like the Magic School Bus, but with less learning, no Ms. Frizzle and WAY more petting.

Don't believe what you might have heard to the contrary; we penguins are a very celebratory species! That's why we're dressed up in these hanboks for the lunar new year! It wouldn't be enough for us to merely endorse the holiday... we rather felt it far more appropriate to really embody the spirit of the event, you know?

Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?

This means war....

iz dat we iz callin werk nowadayz?