Cats are weird. We love them, but we can all admit they're a little weird. Probably nothing is weirder than when they go on a chirping rant to a bird or when they randomly start screaming at you and don't stop. You may never find out what they're yelling about, but when you do... you either roll your eyes because of course they just want food again, or you find out that they're extremely extremely distressed because someone put a hanger on their favorite pillow.
Well, tumblr users just went on a chirping rant and told stories of their cats screaming at them, and the only conclusion is this: cats either scream at you because they're overreacting and being total drama queens or because they love you and want to make sure that you're functioning properly, you silly ridiculous large weird cat you.
We love dogs. Dogs are the absolute best. They're so cute and so weird and so funny and oh my god they are the biggest drama queens sometimes. That doesn't mean we love them any less of course. If anything, them being so adorably dramatic makes our hearts burst with even more love for them.
Sometimes, them being drama queens will make us snort, other times, it'll just make us want to give them another treat. It's impossible to say 'no' to these puppy eyes, looking up at you with so much adoration and love, probably knowing just how much power they have over you. But, quite frankly, who would ever want to say no to a dramatic doggo (or any doggo ever)?
Alright! Alright! I'll clean out your pan.
Oh, knock it off, drama boy- you're not even bleeding yet.
Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.
Binky BOOPED me an I gawted NOZEBWEED! I nebber playin wif him ebber agin.