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I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.

87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next

What are you talking about, Jerry? We don't even have a cat.

Its not like baby teef You dont have a second set

Doant u think dat maybe ur crinkled paper wad collekshun is getting owt ob hand?

"Don't make me come back there!"

You don't need to open Pandora's Box It will open all by itself

Whoa. Say it, don't spray it!

No, I do NOT give a rat's ass. That's the tastiest part.

Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.

No, no worries. And don't mind me. I like sitting in the dark. Staring. At you. For hours.

So far ai doan finks owr relaishunship is werking owt sew well.

Word of Advice: Don't fall asleep in front of the Great Dane. He's a licker.

Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.

"Don't eat the bunny", you said. "You have your own food", you said.