dolphin

Tag! You're It!

I HEARD YOU NEEDED A LIFT.

NOT REALLY SURE IF AGGRESSIVE DOLPHIN BONERS WORKS IN A HAIKU

fk this st I wanna be a dolphin

You can't sit with us

i aint got no panties on

Dog: So that hole on top of your head isn't a cup holder then? Sorry about trying to put my Big Glup drink in it & almost suffocating you bro

Dolphin: Nopte it's a blowhole...no worries it's commonly mistaken for a drink holder

knowledge is power

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?