disbelief

U kidding rite? Du ai luk like an egg layer?

You can afford lobster... but still have 1950s linoleum?

Did my eyes just decieve me? Or was that truly the ice cream man?

They think YOU'RE cute??

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

Srsly Yoo did not just call us all kyoot liddle tweeteh burdz

This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?

aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

U recorded over my Dancing w/ the Stars! What the hell is wrong with you human!

Srsly. When have I ever smiled like that?

Sur...en pupz dunt poop in da woodz

I ees adopted? You's not my mom?