dirty

Introducing Webster, teh love child ov Catwoman n Spiderman

Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!

last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!

GLORY HOLES Careful now.

wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees

i'z uhh stuck

oh, do u need some halp?

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Corgi wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corgi ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

really i wasent THAT dirty