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Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

Having conquered the house, Earnie talks about the strangest room he's found - the bathroom. 'The chamber of water' as he calls it, or, even more accurately, 'the torture chamber', where there are three terrifying watery devices, including the toiler, the sink, and the worst one of course, the bathtub. 

Meowmoirs: the fifth entry of Earnie's diary, and with power, comes the responsibility of protecting the humans from accidentally drowning in all the watery devices. 

Read about his experiences with the chamber and his decision to watch the humans in the bathroom whenever they go in there - every single time. He must protect them. After all, how would they survive without him? 

Last week's entry about the quest to the wet food cabinet is right here!

the fifth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the bathroom from the perspective of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in a sink with the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The bathroom November 6, 2020 "Yes. They sit on the water bowl... Every single time they CANHAS CHEEZ RCER go into 'the chamber of water', I must join."'
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Meowmoirs: October 30, 2020 The Wet Food Quest

Officially relaxed, Earnie takes to exploring and makes a huge, life changing discovery. The existence of wet food. Now, he must find a way to get it, and he will do so at any cost. So, he sets out on a quest.

Meowmoirs: the fourth entry of Earnie's diary, and with confidence comes mischievousness and shenanigans.

Read about Earnie's quest to the treasure that is wet food.

Read last week's entry about Earnie getting snuggles and purring for the first time.

the fourth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about discovering wet food thumbnail includes a picture of a cat eating the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Wet Food Quest October 30, 2020 "The first problem: I cannot open the cabinet. The second problem: I cannot open the metal boxes." %3D BURGER'
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Meowmoirs: October 23, 2020 Petting and Purring

Having gotten used to the human's home, Earnie learns what it's like to be petted by people who care about it and ends up... accidentally purring, shocking himself by doing it. Maybe it's not too bad though. 

Meowmoirs: the third entry of Earnie's diary, and things are starting to get much more wholesome. 

Read about Earnie's struggle to accept the love and care of his owners and his reaction to not hating being petted by them.

Read last week's entry about Earnie learning to communicate with his humans

the third entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about petting and purring thumbnail includes a picture of a relaxed cat the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Petting and Purring October 23, 2020 "Sometimes, and I shall share this only here, I even CANHAS CHEEZ RGER nuzzle them back.."'
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Meowmoirs: October 15, 2020 Speaking With Humans

Officially starting his new life in his home, Earnie writes about his first week at home. He discusses his attempts of communicating with the humans, the difficulties, and how a might powerful boy like him perseveres. 

Meowmoirs: the second entry of Earnie's diary.

The humans are having trouble understanding him, but he's not concerned. Being a genius cat, he figures out how to get what he needs from them. 

Read last week's entry about the day of the adoption!

the second entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat learning to communicate with the humans thumbnail includes a picture of a cat and 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Speaking With Humans october 15, 2020 "I'm not surprised that they want my attention. Who wouldn't want CAN HA to touch greatness?" BUBGER'
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Meowmoirs: October 9, 2020 Getting Adopted

Every adopted pet has a start to their journey. The adjustment to a new home, a new family, a new life - it all takes a lot of effort. We, as owners who adopt with the best of intentions, never really know what that adjustment feels like to our pets. 

Well, allow this adopted cat to explain to you exactly what it feels like. 

Welcome to Meowmoirs - the diary of a cat.

His name is Earnie, he's an older cat, and he's been up for adoption for a little while now. But the day has finally come, and he's found a new forever home. Except, does it feel like a forever home to him?

first entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat written from a cat's perspective getting adopted thumbnail includes a picture of a cat glaring and text over a notebook page 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Getting Adopted October 9, 2020 "I used my glare of doom on them to warn them off but two humans kept looking into my cage awing and cooing" ACANH CHEEZ URGE'
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