diary

Meet Earnie's one undefeated enemy - the vacuum. It's terrifying. It eats and screams all at once, and even the humans seem scared of it. What's in the world can Earnie do to protect them from it if he's too scared of it himself?

Meowmoirs: Earnie should probably send Bork to do the dirty work.

Read about Earnie's arch nemesis- the one that stands stoically even in the face of Earnie's glare of doom and almighty paw. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie living with the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The dog is here to stay for now, and Earnie doesn't understand why and doesn't like it. He does still like the cuddles with the dog though. He just misses alone time with his humans.

Meowmoirs: The dog drank water from the toilet, and Earnie doesn't know how to handle it. 

Read about Earnie trying to get used to his new house companions who keep getting all the attention and leaving none of it for him. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie Meeting the dog here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Earnie is about to meet a dog face to face, and it is a shocking experience for him. The dog is just... so unintelligent in Earnie's eyes. I mean, he ate the couch once, how could Earnie think otherwise?

Meowmoirs: "I've named him Bork as that seems to be one of the only words he's capable of producing."

Read about Earnie's impression of the dog, and the reluctant love he develops for Bork. He may be big, and his tail is very dangerous, but he does give good ear licks.

Read the previous entry of Earnie experiencing catnip for the first time here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Earnie's ultimate weakness turns out to come in the form of strange little leaves that are sometimes left out for him, and he... hates them but also loves them. 

Meowmoirs: Is the loss of control worth it for the powers catnip gives Earnie?

Read about Earnie's adventures with catnip, the thoughts he has while uncontrollably flipping around in the little leaves, and the most impulsive dive Earnie has ever taken. 

Read the previous entry of Earnie's new year's resolutions here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The new year is almost here, and we're not the only ones writing down our resolutions for the next year. Our cats have goals too. What? You didn't know? Well, Earnie is about to tell you exactly what he wants to achieve next.

Meowmoirs: It's new years eve, fireworks are scary, and Earnie really needs to find time to take over the world already.

Read all of Earnie's new years resolutions which start all the way at finding out how to open wet food cans and end with the easiest goal of all- world domination.

Read the previous Christmas special entry of Earnie's diary here, which also includes a special animation of Earnie!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

It's Christmas, and Earnie is giving all the Christmas lover in the audience a special little treat. He's discovered the Christmas tree, so of course, he had to commemorate the occasion.

Meowmoirs: It's Christmas time, and this tree belongs to Earnie.

Read about Earnie's first ever real Christmas and his experience of climbing up the tree to get his one true star.

Another special treat is right at the end of the list, where @sleepyskele has made a Christmas-y animation of the entry just for this special day! So, check out Earnie in action, living out his dream of achieving the ultimate Christmas victory right in front of your very eyes.

Read the previous entry of Earnie's diary here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Have a merry Christmas and a happy new year, everyone!

It's winter, and Earnie is about to experience snow for the first time, and the lesson of snow is learned the hard way. It may look like a beautiful, fluffy white blanket, but it is cold.

Meowmoirs: Earnie is not on a leash, the human is. 

Read about Earnie's first time experiencing snow and the pure betrayal of the white blanket. 

Read last week's entry about  Earnie's chasing the Red Dot of Evil (aka, the laser pointer) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

A new day, a new adventure, and Earnie gets to meet the laser pointer for the first time. It's slippery and leaves no trace, but Earnie must protext the humans from it no matter what, so he keeps chasing it, but to no avail.

Meowmoirs: the Red Dot of Evil must be caught at all cost.

Read about Earnie's attempts of catching the little red dot and... about his ultimate success. 

Read last week's entry about  Earnie's training the new human baby here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The baby is growing, and Earnie is on a mission. It's time for the training to begin - before the humans do too much damage to the little one. They keep not teaching the baby what it needs to know, and Earnie is both disappointed and confused.

Meowmoirs: If the humans won't do it, Earnie will.

Read about the ways in which Earnie is training human's baby and his confusion about their ridiculous ways of parenting that, for some reason, include not licking the baby and keeping the baby in a cage.

Read last week's entry about the pregnancy and Earnie's first meeting with the baby here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

The human is pregnant, and a new little baby is about to join the household. And of course, Earnie can tell before even the humans can. There are signs of pregnancy everywhere, and Earnie has never been more excited to share the humans' attention with someone. 

Meowmoirs: it's time to welcome a very strange new kitten into the family.

Read about Earnie's reaction to his human about to give birth to a tiny new human and the things he does in the preparation for the new cub's arrival. Spoiler: Earnie is a good cat. 

Read last week's entry about the mimikitty - the cat in the mirror who copies everything that Earnie does here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

There's a new cat in the house. Sorta of. It lives in the lowest window in the house and copies everything that Earnie does, managing to predict each and every one of his moves and blocking his passage into the other bedroom.

Meowmoirs: there's a name for cats that copy everything. It's... mimikitty. Yes.

Read about Earnie's discovery of the mirror cat and the codependent and complicated relationship between the two of them. Earnie is highly confused but also very persistent.

Read last week's entry that's all about the 'light squares' (i.e. tv, computer, phone) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Studying his new environment, Earnie begins noticing that, even though they pay a lot of attention to him, they don't always pay attention to him when he wants them to. Why? Light squares - i.e. the TV, the computer and the phones. He both hates and loves them. 

Meowmoirs: laptops are heaters, and phones are haters. 

Read about Earnie's love/hate relationship with the strange squares of light that the humans spend hours staring at. He's been trying to figure out their uses and only managed to figure out some. 

Read last week's entry that's all about 'the chamber of water' (the bathroom) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

Having conquered the house, Earnie talks about the strangest room he's found - the bathroom. 'The chamber of water' as he calls it, or, even more accurately, 'the torture chamber', where there are three terrifying watery devices, including the toiler, the sink, and the worst one of course, the bathtub. 

Meowmoirs: the fifth entry of Earnie's diary, and with power, comes the responsibility of protecting the humans from accidentally drowning in all the watery devices. 

Read about his experiences with the chamber and his decision to watch the humans in the bathroom whenever they go in there - every single time. He must protect them. After all, how would they survive without him? 

Last week's entry about the quest to the wet food cabinet is right here!

Officially relaxed, Earnie takes to exploring and makes a huge, life changing discovery. The existence of wet food. Now, he must find a way to get it, and he will do so at any cost. So, he sets out on a quest.

Meowmoirs: the fourth entry of Earnie's diary, and with confidence comes mischievousness and shenanigans.

Read about Earnie's quest to the treasure that is wet food.

Read last week's entry about Earnie getting snuggles and purring for the first time.