Tiny was in denial that he lost musical chairs once again.
plz pway naice!
I didn't send for it! Some other tomcat must have dropped it.
I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
NAWT POUTING.
Me? High from sniffing magic markers? Why would you think that?