demands

I DEMAND YOU TO LET ME LOVE YOU

Church Lady Kitty just wants cookies.

Captain's Log, stardate whatever I haz ambushed the hoomin and will soon issue demands

mayk it sew, kitteh.

I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.

tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.

GIB ME BAYKIN.

dis habs baykin in it!

Hoomin! Pizzarolls are getting low! And open mai drink! Original Star Trek marathon is serious business.

Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....

I'm holding the other one hostage at a secret location until you fork over some bacon.