Via @AmaziingPuppies
defend
There is a strange woman in our kichen who claims to be your girlfriend. I spread my used litter all over the floor in front of her so she won't intrude any further.
Keep yer friends close And yer gigantic guard goggies closer.
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Fuzzier than a bike lock, also more vulnerable to leftovers.
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I'z a nyt! I nid sord!
Pass me th' varmint gun, Molly. Them Aliens is back makin' circle in the corn!
GIVE ME MY CROSSBOW AND I SHALL DEFEND THIS CASTLE...
Are you prepared to defend your dissertation, "A Study of the Economic Impact of Pooping on Imports"?
