Dating turtle Has trouble coming out of his shell
date
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
"Where exactly are you taking my daughter?"
SDM seeking SDF I like walks in the rain, chasing balls, and rolling in stinky stuff
send me to the lady in the red dress, sir. she's my date.
A lil Old Spice an u be awl ready fur u date. Hold still, kai? Dis mite sting a tad, cuz I hasta slap it on REEL HARD!
No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
