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Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

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A lil Old Spice an u be awl ready fur u date. Hold still, kai? Dis mite sting a tad, cuz I hasta slap it on REEL HARD!

kitteh u is meen sumtiems!

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so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?