dachshunds

Time to learn and laugh at the time time, because when twitter decides to teach you something about dogs, it is bound to be funny. A desperate plea for information about dachshunds from a very confused dog owner went viral, and people replied in the masses, sharing stories about not only their experiences with meeting dachshunds and raising dachshunds but also actual information that'll teach you why these small pooches behave the way they do. 

This is the perfect thread for all of us confused dog lovers out there that want to learn but have no patience for it, because with funny viral tweets like these, you will not be able to stop reading even if you wanted to. So, enjoy, and next time you'll walk past a dachshund, at least you'll know why it's attempting to kill you.

There is... something about dachshunds that is different than other dogs... Even though they're so little, they are just... so dang intimidating. We can't help it, when we walk past them on the streets, we always have to take a moment and move away - can't risk the wrath of a dachshund. 

But, unfortunately for this tumblr user, it's family must have wronged a dachshund at some point in their lives, because now they are cursed. The father has been bitten and left scarred, the girl is being followed by a dachshund in school. This curse is real, and it is terrifying. ...It's also kind of hilarious though. 

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it's time for some fresh doggo memes of everyone's favorite Halloween dog - the wiener. They're long, they're small, they're great dogs (sometimes) because they're jerks (a lot of times), and though we love them, they hate us - at least when we make them wear wiener costumes. 

Still, the dachshund is a dog that is extremely underappreciated, so we think it's time to give it some love in the best way possible - through wiener memes. Because maybe if we give them some more love, they'll stop trying to attack us when we made sudden movements. We're kiddiiiiing. Of course we're kidding. Wieners are great dogs... most of the time. Time to give them some love!