curtain

Mitzi loved to hog the spotlight. Then came the fateful day the curtain fell on her.

Its curtains foar dis kitteh.

Uh get the sales clerk, the bikini I just tried on is well, stuck.

nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.

Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Remember me from your School Days? I'm from Little Sisters of Absolutely No Mercy

she wuz alwayz a lil creepy...

Well on the bright side It looks better now.

u can fank meh laytur.

Ooooh we have a full house tonight!

wut kind ob full howse doez u meen?

Behold . . . Roland (yes, Roldand) Kitteth Warrior Princess

NINJA KITTEH USES STEALTH

What??? It was obstructing my view while I was hiding.

IN UR HOUSE CLIMBIN UR CURTINZ

Speak unto me your will, Oh Mighty Curtain Stringy Thing.

I hassa noir.