"Feed two birds with one scone"- PETA has a list of updated idioms to "remove speciesism from your daily conversations." and people on twitter has a lot to say about it.
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Dad jokes: they'll make you smile or cringe, or a little bit of both. Here's a list of them. If you're not sure where you sit on this scale, have a read, and by the end it will be determined whether you're a dad (smile), you have a messed up sense of humor (smile/cringe) or you're a normal person (cringe). Enjoy reading.
