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"Feed two birds with one scone"-  PETA has a list of updated idioms to "remove speciesism from your daily conversations." and people on twitter has a lot to say about it. 

Remember this husky dog? The one that tells the dad jokes with the hilarious expression on his face like he's waiting for you to laugh? Well, he's back and he has a whole bunch of new bad jokes for you to laugh/groan at. These jokes never get old, especially when they're being told by this husky. We love him and his jokes. Someone locate and hire him for my birthday party. 

Dad jokes: they'll make you smile or cringe, or a little bit of both. Here's a list of them. If you're not sure where you sit on this scale, have a read, and by the end it will be determined whether you're a dad (smile), you have a messed up sense of humor (smile/cringe) or you're a normal person (cringe). Enjoy reading. 

Caution.... There are photos of spiders! 

Cheryl Wassus happened upon a magnificently unexpected, full-on cringeworthy event when she took her professional therapy licensed therapy dog to Furry Con with hopes to socialize the one-year-old Bernese Mountain Dog. Suffice to say, Ms. Wassus was expecting run-ins with other dogs...not a bunch of dudes walking around in furry costumes with plugs sticking out their butts shaped like tails. However, these pictures suggest she handled the awesome FAIL like a true champion.