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Imagine coming back home and finding your place trashed - the fear of a break-in, an intruder overtaking you. And then... you hear a small rustle coming from your closet and the funniest most ridiculous trash panda comes out and precedes to judge you. What would you do? Make a twitter thread about it of course. 

Because twitter is a place for occasional animal madness, and this raccoon and her babies falling through the roof into this person's house is just one example. Other people on twitter rescue a brain damaged bobcat whose favorite toy is fennel and others run out of food and attempt to feed their stray cats sunny-side-up eggs, causing them endles confusion. 

BTW, the raccoons have been taken and are totally fine, so feel free to laugh as much as your desires with no guilt lol. 

If you are a cat owner, one thing that you know for sure is that cat chaos is inevitable. Madness and shenanigans are simple part of being a cat. Why, you ask? Well, because cats are jerks, and that is a known fact. Of course, that doesn't mean that we don't love our cats. We are cat ladies and gentleman after all. The chaos is why we love them all the more. Life would be so boring without them. 

The chaos is what makes other moments even better. One moment, your cat will be destroying your bathroom curtain, and the next moment, your cat will suddenly become the most loving and wholesome creature, wanting nothing more than to cuddle their humans. 

Have you taken a mind-blowing epiphany shower as of late? No worries if you haven't because we're bringing that shower to you! 

We were searching through this month's most recent and most insightful thoughts from the Reddit forum, r/ShowerThoughts, a place where this generation shares all its mind-blowing epiphanies in one place, which is quite frankly another thought that blows our minds. 

We love some mind-shattering animal thoughts! Which thought below was really eye-opening for you? 

It's been a while since we last had some mind-altering animal shower thoughts to ponder upon! We decided to go digging through this year's top thoughts and we were definitely not disappointed! 

r/ShowerThoughts is basically this generations' most insightful thoughts, all in one forum. There's a shower thought that blows our mind! 

Which thought below was really eye-opening for you? 

Pigeons. They're everywhere and unavoidable. However, in some countries, pigeons may not be their main animal sighting. Instead, they have their own versions of "pigeons" with a variety of different animals that are everywhere and unavoidable. 

And though pigeons are actually everywhere and there's no comparison, it's fun to see what other countries have to deal with when it comes to wild animals. 

"Okay, I'm bored in the house, and I'm in the house bored"

We may have only been cooped up for x amount of months (depending on where you're from), but think about this -- your pets are home nearly 24/7 and have been for years! 

It's only natural that they would go a bit stir crazy and do some unusual things. Like, find their way out and sit on the satellite dish. 

Totally normal behavior! The pics provided below are mostly cats and dogs but we sprinkled in a few trash pandas because they were so absurd and adorable, we hope you can forgive us for this. 

Mountain goats, or cliff-climbing goats, are actually not real goats! They are part of the antelope family.

Goat-antelopes.

They have mastered the art of climbing near-vertical slopes all in order to protect themselves from both animal and human predators. 

They are said to be an animal of high intelligence and quite alien-y..., due to their out-of-this-world defying gravity skills. 

It's scientifically called a "siphonophore Apolemia" but everyone is calling it the world's longest "long stringy stingy thingy."

Which, honestly, is way more catchy. 

International ocean researchers may have just discovered the longest living... thing... in the known world. Captured in a haunting video and explained upon in a Twitter thread by biologist Rebecca Helm, who specializes in studying jellyfish at the University of North Carolina Asheville.

Helm calls the footage gave her "chills." Find out why below. 

This is one emotional rollercoaster of a comic strip. But we wouldn't expect anything less from The Oatmeal! 

You may recall some of their other hilarious comics, 'Having a Baby vs Having a Cat,'  or 'How to Walk a Human Being (a Guide for Dogs).'

Both instant classics. 

Domino, on the other hand, is more of a legend. A cat who is unique, with a derpy face and constantly drooling -- the story of Domino will be told from generation to generation. 

Are we ever going to address the wombat cube poop? The fact claims it's cube shaped so it doesn't roll away... why is rolling away a concern evolutionarily? 

So many questions, so little answers. About the cubed poop, that is. 

Here's a mini-challenge for you: Can anyone name all the bears in thumbnail pic? You can find the answers at the bottom, if you give up! 

We have so many questions... and absolutely no answers.