crack

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Recaption

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

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So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.