cougar

He looks a little like a teenager whose mother has just said something excruciating in front of the girl he likes.

Good try, kitty, but you're not big enough to sneak silently yet.

The people have spoken and the people want to see a week of cougar cubs! I can't blame you, these guys are SO SQUEE!!

I didn't know we were playing Hide 'n Seek, squee lil' wild kitty friend, but if that's the case then I will most definitely get with the program and start seeking your hiding immediately.

TENDERIZING

nawt az gud az bartenderizing, tho.

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.