correction

Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?

hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

i wuv ur boobs i meen boops

ai resentz dat remark...

I maid a few correkshuns.

originally, ai wuz ok wif yer descripshuns, but nawt no moar!

Geranium! It's "Geronimo" you idiot.

NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!

It's nawt a doll! It'z an ACTION FIGURE!

Of Course I'm A Fish Now Feed, I Mean, Get Me Some Friends

Between meal snacks? Try between snack snacks.

plz maek dees, dey r mai faborite!

Akshully, the beavers an I get along just fine... We play poker on teh weekends

can ai join in on da gaems!

Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.

PIGS in a blanket, mom! The kids wanted PIGS in a blanket for lunch! sigh Last night she tukkd meh in den walkd da kids

you spelt it rong it's procatstination.

No... Diagon alley's about 2 blocks over