cooking

Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.

Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

Happy Bullgoggie ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.

A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND

Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.

ROTIZZERY CAT iz dun thiz side turn me ober plz cook other side...

It says to add more tuna. And a Tweety Bird.

o hai kin ai boroe a kuppa kibble?

my frend and ai r maykin' my frend and ai r maykina casserole!

ding!

Don't tell her I liked the beaters too- before she used 'em.

do u fink he will get in trubble frum dis guy?