consequence

Lidz on garbij canz r of no consikwintz.

He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!

itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...

Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?

"Get in the box," she said. "A fun game, " she said. Now I'm in China.

Legend has it, that if you stare into the fire and whisper his name 5 times... he will appear to you... ...and he will TEAR YOUR TOILET ROLL APART!

Stop playing with it or you'll go blind!

AND THE DOG WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN