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I NEED COMPLETE SILENCE IF I AM TO SAVE THIS WORLD

an bai save, ai akshully meen dominayt.

If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind ... staying there? The game's on.

If yu find this vidyo, run! In teh name uv Ceiling Cat, run!

Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!

If you're gonna name your kittehs in your will...don't let them know. Well? Still twitching a little

I don't always drink beer But when I do, it will be yours

It doesn't feel natural when you're wearing "protection."

No no no chainmail onlee proteks you frum meh claws if YOU wear it. Stoopy hoomin.

So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin

If you fits, you ships. Nao git in thar!

We'z besties, rite? Yah, yah, for sure. (...but when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm still tripping you.)

I may be schizophrenic ...but at least I have each other.