condescending

yea ai fink we need to redo dis whole sleddin situashun...

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.

Interesting. So you all have evolved to the level of the KArdashians?

OH, I NEED A BATH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

most cats look down at you, questioning your intelligence not this one

U still dum tho, hoomin...

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

You made another Willy Wonka meme? You must be so original.

You want me to explain every one of 'em?

derz nawt enuff tiem!

You don't say

Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak

Oh, was that your shoe I threw up in? How clumsy of me.

U noez, we neber gon finish fixin da roof if u keepz fawlin awf.

Thesis still not done, huh?