companion

As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!

Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I HATES good - byes . Pweeze don't stay in da baffroom TOO long or I die ob missin yoo.

Ai can onlee wonder why.

It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.