Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
Your children... what IS wrong with them?
LOOK MA, KITTENS!!!
a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom
Look Ma, No Hands
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME
THERE WERE CHILDREN IN YOUR CORN THEY'RE GONE NOW
But Dad..... ...the steak was just SITTING THERE!!!
I'll take questions now... Mr President! how do you respond to the rumors that you've fathered 645 illegitimate children?